HOW MEN CHANGE ???

The love word:
After 6 weeks : I loooo-ve you , I love you , I love you
After 6 months: Of course , I love you.
After 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love you , then why did I marry you ?

Back from work:
After 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home !
After 6 months : I'm BACK !!!
After 6 years : Have you cooked yet ?

Phone ringing:
After 6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone .
After 6 months : Here, it's for you
After 6 years : ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T !!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks : I neer knew food could taste so good !
After 6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight ?
After 6 years : DUMPLING AGAIN ???

New dress:
After 6 weeks : WooooW , you look like an angel in that dress .
After 6 months : You bought a new dress again ?
After 6 years :How much did THAT cost me ?

TV:
After 6 weeks :Baby, what would you like to us to watch tonight ?
After 6 months: I likr this movie ...
After 6 years: I'm goin to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself !!!

Making love:
After 6 weeks : Baby, I want you tonight ?
After 6 months : lets make another baby. my mother just called !!!!!
After 6 years : please MOVE over ti your side , I'm suffocatin here !!!!!